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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quotes


The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. by Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray 1891 Words


Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream. by Kahlil Gibran Phrases


We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love. by Andre Maurois Messages


America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. by John Updike


The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself. by Holly Lisle Fire In The Mist 1992


With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals by Elizabeth Cady Stanton


The theory of evolution is outstandingly the most important theory in biology. by Mark Ridley 1983


A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. by Steve Martin


Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life. by Charles Joseph Joe Clark


Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth. by The Clown Prince of Darkness corresponsdence


To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. by Bernard M Baruch 1940


You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right. by Philip Crosby Reflections on Quality


Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth. by Benjamin Disraeli


If you know how to spend less than you get, you have the philosopher's stone. by Benjamin Franklin


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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit we cannot flower and grow without it. by Jesse Lair Quotes


Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired. by Venezuelan Proverb One liners


Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. by Bill Cosby Sayings


The trouble isn't that there are too many fools, but that the lightning isn't distributed right. by Mark Twain Qutations


Gratitude is the memory of the heart. by Saint Mary Euphrasia Rose Virginie Pelletier


Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and hapiness are an impossible combination? by Mark Twain The Mysterious Stranger


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. by Henny Youngman


I?m good enough, I?m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me. by Al Franken Stuart Smalley in Saturday Night Live catchphrase


Living hell is the best revenge. by Adrienne E Gusoff


If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts


I know of only one duty, and that is to love. by Albert Camus


I grow more intense as I age. by Florida ScottMaxwell O Magazine October 2003


Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. by Leonardo DaVinci


You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say. by John N Mitchell


In wildness is the preservation of the world. - from Walking by Henry David Thoreau


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No soul is desolate as long as there is a human being for whom it can feel trust and reverence. by George Eliot Phrases


The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear. by Aung San Suu Kyi Sayings


In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
[In regione caecorum rex est luscus.] by Desiderius Erasmus Adagia III IV 96 Qutations


Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery. by Lawana Blackwell Qutations


The play's the thing Wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. by William Shakespeare


Poetry is the language in which man explores his own amazement. by Christopher Fry


To have that sense of one's intrinsic worth... is potentially to have everything... by Joan Didion


Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery. by Unknown


Seeking to forget makes exile all the longer the secret of redemption lies in remembrance. by Richard von Weizscker


The lowest ebb is the turn of the tide. by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow. by Edwin Booth


We live as we dream - alone. by Joseph Conrad Heart of Darkness


To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself. by Sren Aaby Kierkegaard


Speech is the mirror of the mind. by Seneca


Art is the most intense form of individualism that the world has known. by Oscar Wilde


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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. by Muhammad Ali One liners


All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. by Adlai Ewing Stevenson Phrases


To all, to each, a fair good night,
And pleasing dreams, and slumbers light. by Sir Walter Scott One liners


Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. by Arnold Bennett Sayings


The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. by Julius Henry Marx


Talent does what it can genius does what it must. by Edward George BulwerLytton


Don't be with someone you can live with be with someone you can't live without. by Unknown


Failing doesn't make you a failure. Giving up, accepting your failure, refusing to try again does by Richard Exely


Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. by Mark Twain


Tito Fuentes is safe at second with a triple. by Jerry Coleman


My friends are my estate. by Emily Dickinson


It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people. by Logan Pearsall Smith


Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. by Jeff Valdez


Talent does what it can genius does what it must. by Unknown


God is love,and he who abides in love abides in God, and God in him. by John the Elder


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All things change, nothing perishes. by Ovid Sentences


You won't be happy with more until you're happy with what you've got. by Angel Blessing Quotes


The longest journey is the journey inward. by Dag Hammarskjld Phrases


Exhaustion and exasperation are frequently the handmaidens of legislative decision. by Barber B Conable Jr Messages


Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last. by Publilius Syrus


Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand. by Henry Drummond


Beanie You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen year old girls everyday by Old School


You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough. by Adam Marshall


With you I should love to live, with you be ready to die. by Horace Odes


The only truly dead are those who have been forgotten. by Jewish Proverb

Carry the cross patiently, and with perfect submission and in the end it shall carry you. by Thomas a Kempis


Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. by Jane Wagner and Lily Tomlin


For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human. by Plutarch


If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm. by Elizabeth Bowen

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. by H L Mencken on Shakespeare


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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. by Laotzu The Way of Laotzu One liners


If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. by Virginia Sentences

One must still have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star. by Friedrich Nietzsche Thus Spoke Zarathustra Quotes


Whatever happens it all happens as it should thou wilt find this true, if thou shouldst watch closely. by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Words


The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. by Susan Sarandon


Oh, come on. If you can't laugh at the walking dead, who can you laugh at by Dan Fielding


That all men should be brothers is the dream of people who have no brothers. by Charles Chincholles


A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity. by James Russell Lowell


It is a pain in the ass waiting around for someone to try to kill you. by Roger Zelazny


No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. by Charles Dudley Warner


The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave. by James A LaFondLewis


There are only two types of aircraft ? fighters and targets. by Doyle Wahoo Nicholson USMC


Genealogy is based on the obviously silly idea that there is no such thing as a bastard. by Nicolas Martin Article c 1995


Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people. by Samuel Johnson A Dictionary of the English Language


Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. by Bertrand Russell Quotes


It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. by Sally Kempton Words


It is better to be making the news than taking it to be an actor rather than a critic. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill Quotes


I try to avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. by Charlotte Bronte Phrases

Each decision we make, each action we take, is born out of an intention. by Sharon Salzberg


There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten. by Indira Gandhi


I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. by Henny Youngman


Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not. by Jerry Gellis


The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute. by J W Fulbright


Who is more busy than he who hath least to do? by John Clarke Paroemiologia AngloLatina 1639


If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know by Steven Wright


Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. by Frank Zappa


There is no such thing as a lover's oath. by Plato


Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. by M Scott Peck


I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. by Mahatma Gandhi


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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. by Laurence J Peter Quotes


Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty. by Simone Weil Gravity and Grace 1947 Qutations


The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time. by Colette Paris From My Window 1944 Sayings


Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious. by George Bernard Shaw Sayings


To know one thing, you must know the opposite. by Henry Moore


Imagination grows by exercise and contrary to common belief is more powerful in the mature than in the young. by Ursula K LeGuin


Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end. by George Moore


God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. by Stephen William Hawking


Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable. by Cyril Connolly


Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. by Margaret Mead


Procrastination is like a credit card it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. by Christopher Parker


Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action. by Benjamin Disraeli


Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they may start a winning game. by Johann von Goethe


No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. by H E Luccock


Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. by Will Rogers


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